SEO is Dead. So I Took Over.

The internet said SEO died. I dug up the corpse and made it work for me.

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โšฐ๏ธ What Killed SEO?

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RIP Meta Keywords

Died in 2009. Google stopped caring.

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RIP Article Spinning

Killed by quality content. Good riddance.

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RIP 2009 Link Building

Penguin update was the final nail.

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ But Waitโ€ฆ One SEO Specialist Refused to Die.

๐Ÿง  What I Do (Other Than Raise the Dead)

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Technical SEO

I fix things even Google doesn't understand

  • Site speed optimization
  • Core Web Vitals
  • Schema markup
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Content Strategy

I whisper to Google bots in Latin

  • Keyword research
  • Content planning
  • SEO copywriting
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Link Building

No voodoo. Just real links.

  • Guest posting
  • Broken link building
  • PR outreach
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SEO Audits

Like a colonoscopy, but for your site

  • Technical analysis
  • Content audit
  • Competitive analysis
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Local SEO

I put your business on the (Google) map. Literally.

  • Google My Business
  • Local citations
  • Review management

๐Ÿ“Š Proof I'm Not Just a Madman

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E-commerce Resurrection

+340% Organic Traffic
#1 Target Keyword
"Thought SEO was dead. Now I rank above my ex's business. Win-win."
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Local Business Revival

+567% Local Searches
#3 Local Pack
"From page 10 to page 1 in 6 months. This guy's a wizard."
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SaaS Startup Success

+890% Organic Leads
#2 Competitive Term
"This guy made my site rank with memes. No joke."

๐Ÿ“ข From the Living

๐Ÿ“š The Undead Scroll

Stuff You Should Read Before Google Changes Again

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Is SEO Dead? Not If You Know CPR

Learn the resuscitation techniques that bring dead websites back to life.

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Keywords, Cannibalization & Other Crimes

How to avoid the dark side of SEO and keep your content from eating itself.

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Surviving a Google Update Like a Cockroach

Why some sites survive algorithm updates and others don't. Hint: it's not luck.

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๐Ÿค– Test If Your Site's Alive

Drop your URL. I'll check if it has a pulse.

Or contact me directly: +201159747096 | eslamsaker804@gmail.com

๐Ÿง” Meet the SEO Necromancer

I'm Eslam Saker. I've been doing SEO since before TikTok ruined attention spans.

While everyone was chasing AI fads, I was ranking clients on page 1 โ€” with humor, honesty, and a bit of dark magic.

500+ Websites Resurrected
8+ Years of Dark Magic
99% Success Rate
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